Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more.

 

This really made me laugh,

thx pizza

This really made me laugh,

thx pizza

Mother’s day…

Celebrating that crazy lady that shit you out and reminds you of how much of a disappointment you are every chance she gets.


But I want you to know…that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you. Because I’m a man. And I know how to do things.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. This may possibly have been the sexiest thing I have ever witnessed.

But I want you to know…that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you. Because I’m a man. And I know how to do things.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. This may possibly have been the sexiest thing I have ever witnessed.

(Source: dignitatis)